NBA TEAM SWAG RANKS
here go the swag rankings for the nba teams in the playoffs currently make sure u read this information and process it into ur cranial
swagless
bulls - they swagless af man just look at joakim noah no punchline needed. derrick rose cant even talk trash cuz he remedial and his leg fell off. loul deng got bbs in the hair no lineup and he the most boring all star ever. carlos boozer lol. rip hamilton acorn head ass who on this squad can even dunk?
mavericks - old n sloppy and dirk not doing anything cool no more. lots of baldness here
lakers - niggas swagless man kobe jersey is a 6xl in 2012. matt barnes has zero swag. bynum got grey hair. gasol a swagless caveman and his younger brother better than him. lil bro got more swag what a shame. mike brown mouth always open even when he not speaking
jazz - who care gordon hayward play starcraft n shit
baby swag highly petulant swag
celtics - they would be swagless except for rondo out there he got the juice. but its a lot of baldness and bad hairlines here. bonus points for former swag champion antoine walker
pacers - swag still in development i never seen em get a tech or throw a chair or anything. they still young and we will see where their swag will be later. paul george tho he be throwing down he dinkin and dunkin
76ers - wtf is a 76er? they got lou williams ethopian looking ass he swaged up he’s the definition of ‘fuck the play, throw the 3’ they got some1 on the team called spencer tho so their swag limited
who else go here the magics? who care. next
average pedestrian even steven swag
hawks - very normal and relaxed on court swag from joe johnson he jus be koolin. exhibit a: google ‘joe johnson truck’. josh smith only dunks and shoots ill advised 3 which is what u want from a swag player. their coach what his name look like a civil rights march coordinator
above average swag
thunder - westbrook durant and harden throw them shots up n look cool doing it. perkins has no swag he got his swag ripped away by blake griffin. derek fisher is there tho thats disconcerting. ibaka learned english so his swag up now
grizzlies - gasol be yelling at refs now thats swag. mayo and rudy hoist them shots up whenever thats swag. zach randolph look like kung fu panda in the paint. bench players like speights be running around acting like they the best even tho they garbage thats swag. they need to go back to the vancouver logo.
clippers - they would be higher but the flopping has been obscene so they held back by that. y’all kno what it is tho blake griffin be doing front flips on dunks now. kenyon martin there too
spurs - steven jackson
nuggets - heavy tattoos here. known as the thuggets in some circles. former swag champions bout 2 3 years back.
swag od mannnnnheat - the heats wild u seem them hooping. they doing full court passes and the whole nine. double alley oops. shane battier swagless ass almost brought them down tho. but bron n wade got too much swag they even made fun of dirk when he was sick last year(who cares man fuck that nigga lol)
knicks - #1 swag in the playoffs boy lookie here. if u been trying to unearth the criteria for swag look no further than earl jr smith. tattoos. dunks with rotation. 3 pointers. bad shots. he a 10 on the swag scale and theres more where that came from. carmelo the greatest fat player since barkely and he fired dantoni (swag move off the year). amare cut the braids so he good. baron davis (rip his leg) look like the cool dad u wished u had. tyson gets a lot of techs. most hairlines on this team are intact and congruent. angles are correct. even team white guy steve novak has a goto taunt when he hit a 3. landry fields swagless. jeremy lin probably say nigga. all n all the most swagged out team in the nba this year
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